Silver Tongue

Jan 02

cabbagefuneral:

cabbagefuneral:

compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”

read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

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and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot

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You could face swap these two and nobody would notice

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chubbyarcanine:

Anthro Character: *Exists*

Y’all: 

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secret-crow-syndicate:

fremdworter:

romancelanguagehoe:

no offense but! i wish american students would stop seeing foreign language classes as just an academic requirement but an opportunity to learn part of another culture!

I wish language education in english-speaking countries actually seemed to care about teaching us about another culture and learning a language for reasons other that it being useful, rather than just teaching us to pass an exam

I wish school in general was about learning for enrichment rather than for academic requirements

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

apolionian:

raddishcowgirl:

apolionian:

🎉 It’s transphobic to say that trans women can’t be lesbians!! 🎉

🖤 🖤It’s lesbophobic to say they can be!! 🖤🖤

🌸🌸🌸no it’s not!!🌸🌸🌸
🌺🌺🌺trans women are women!!🌺🌺🌺
🌼🌼🌼women can be lesbians!!🌼🌼🌼
💐💐💐I should know, I am a lesbian!!💐💐💐
🌹🌹🌹stop reducing people to their genitalia!!🌹🌹🌹

reblog this post to administer a swift but devastating kick to raddishcowgirl’s teeth

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herpessupport:

xpropriate:

Privileged folk ridiculing safe spaces is so funny as if men don’t refuse to enter “girly” stores and have “man caves”, as if white people don’t avoid black neighbourhoods, as if straight people don’t ostracise gay people from their social circles, like who’s really the one with the safe spaces lol

Holy fuck this

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the-queen-poetico:

theotherwesley:

introvertedgeek:

wizardshark:

constant-instigator:

stele3:

dannerzz:

brother-mouse:

dannerzz:

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

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i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale

Fucking thank you

(Source: 710mycologyexpert, via robustquestioner)