im sorry someone else already drew @hypeswap ’s idea but i really wanted to draw calliope and her tongue
unreleased footage: calliope unhinging her jaw and swallowing the fudgesicle whole. roxy has put the caption “im in love”
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grubbu asked: Hey friendly reminder to everyone that Jenkins is the only character to have such a bad roll that he died
Griffin: Uh, and he points his wand at the meat monster and a bolt of fiery flame shoots out of it. Uhhh,
[rolls dice]
Griffin: And he rolled a 2. And uh, misses the meat monster by a country mile!
[Travis and Justin laughing hard]
Taako: The worst!
Griffin: Uhh, and uh, with that, it’s back to the top of the order! [laughing] Uh, which is, the meat monster [Justin laughing hard]. Which, uh, trudges over to Jenkins, uh, picks him up by the throat, and throws him off the back of the, uh, open caboose door. And Jenkins… [rolls dice, scoffs] rolls an 8 on his dexterity saving throw. And you don’t see Jenkins anymore, he is gone, he has been deposited out of the back of the train. You hear him go:
Jenkins: Smell ya laterrrrrrrrrrrr~~~
Taako was right; Jenkins was such a shitty wizard that he died from his own bad rolls.
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen
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The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
marry her faster
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when will ppl realise that “enemies to lovers” is when two ppl on two separate sides of an issue eventually come together through a common understanding IT IS NOT a man with no respect for a woman relentlessly wearing her down after multiple rejections until she eventually caves in as a result of an unhealthy sexist social norm that was drilled into her head her whole life
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USA 1.023 Patch Notes:
all states rearranged for a better gameplay experience
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Anonymous asked: Whenever you have the chance and if you haven't done it before, can you doodle a tiger shark? But like. A tiger with fins and a shark tail or a shark with paws and a tigers tail?
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