Silver Tongue

Jan 01

yogvrt:

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

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fakeffrank:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET

2017

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thanks Obama

vesica-urentis:

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)

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[video]

What do you do if you suddenly get a swarm of rightist anons in your asks?

jhameia:

hooligan-nova:

It may only seem like one person, but they send a lot of messages and overwhelm you with clearly wrong but seemingly well supported info.

The trick they’re trying to pull has two steps:

1. Overwhelm

2. Colonize

Overwhelm: By sending you lots of messages all at once they intend to trigger anxiety and cause you to give less than waterproof answers. From here they can deconstruct your answers with a combination of technicalities and fallacies.

Colonize: By making you answer publicly they spread their ideas through your blog. Further by making you look bad they make an example of you and by ganging up through your asks they isolate you from support.

The response?

Block them all.

And after that optionally you can publicly debunk their argument without their input.

People who use these dogpiling methods don’t deserve your blog as a platform.

Important. 

They want your time and energy and attention. Delete their asks immediately and block. 

Block early, block often. Trust that they will be return to pee in your inbox again, and pull out the flamethrowers. 

(Source: daggers-drawn, via robustquestioner)

chassecroise:

if you are considering leaving a comment on someone’s fic that asks them when they will update/begging them to update, here’s a protip: don’t

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fvvkinglovely:
“ sixpenceee:
“ sixpenceeeblog:
“A demonstration of the physics of inertia. (Source)
”
Please follow my other blog @sixpenceeeblog for cool, new content!
”
THAT is fucking WILD
”

fvvkinglovely:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceeeblog:

A demonstration of the physics of inertia. (Source)

Please follow my other blog @sixpenceeeblog for cool, new content!

THAT is fucking WILD

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[video]

ritavonbees:

asgardreid:

cardozzza:

dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

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enderoid:

bidoof:

IMMEDIATELY the first thing you see when you start up death stranding is a ten minute long windows movie maker slideshow of kojima del toro mikkelsen and reedus’s trip to disney world with fun sounding stock music and you can’t skip it

Why would you want to skip it?

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