Silver Tongue

Aug 01

mario-grant:
“ There go the last platinum relic.
Give me CTR already!
”

mario-grant:

There go the last platinum relic.

Give me CTR already!

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shamrockjolnes:

“First the White House communications directors were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one, the Mooch…was a week. In four days we should be seeing them every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within seven days.”

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gudroo:

moan your own name in bed as a power move

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belzarvie:

hanktalkin:

tsartorial:

“dont use ur phone or computer in bed and you’ll sleep better!”…… then wtf am I gonna jerk off too? the ceiling titty?????

It’s call a lightbulb you idiot

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ceiling titty

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Anonymous asked: MOD SAM I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW TROLL HORNS!!! could you draw one of the kids' trollsonas?

dailyprospit:

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Jul 31

P.S.A.

innocentriverpapaya:

I will not ever apologize for my ethnicity or for being born in the country I was born in and neither should you. I am not responsible for anything my ancestors did, and neither are you.

Carry on.

(via jadewares)

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ask-rosalenedark asked: Darwin B3

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here’s a wrecked child robot

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)