Silver Tongue

Jul 31

Cause of death: Constipated old man Rick Sanchez calling his granddaughter "Sum-Sum".

okay so like i mentioned in my last post they called summer a “radicalized summer” in s3e1 and they’ve called our rick a “rogue rick”, and our rick all but called morty a “cocky morty”
if all three of them individually are considered bad by a rick’s standard, then together they’re probably the entire universe’s worst nightmare
a rogue rick, a cocky morty, and a radicalized summer all on the same page and all (somewhat) working together now
this season is gonna be LIT

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[video]

me to my best friend: you're really cool and beautiful and like, basically you're this super amazing person and i'm just blessed to be aware of your existence
me, still to my best friend: also you're a fucking nerd

Dream daddy: *has a trans character you can date* *4 of the 7 dads you can date are poc* *gives the option for a trans main character* *only one main character is implied to be het* *has an overall great representation of the lgbt+ community*
People on this hellsite: because of an ending that you have to hack the game to find I'm going to demonize this game every chance I get

hencegoodfortune:

minutia-r:
seagodofmagic:
someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is
but bless them
Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones
#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

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thisisspinaltapprivilege:

grapefruitmimosa:
i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults
the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

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