Silver Tongue

Jan 02

ip2lb:
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[Bass boosted “Video Killed the Radio Star” remix playing in a dark dance room]
Camera person: Do a 3-flip!
[Person being filmed takes a drink from a bottle and does a trick on their skateboard]
DJ, stopping the music only to speak: Alright, stop with the fucking thing there on the wheels, with the board, and the fucking dancefloor. Okay? FUCK. [music immediately continues]
[Camera person laughs]
My cousin Throckmorton

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loveitorreblogit:

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datasoong47:

linguisticparadox:
ayeforscotland:
“Sorry we missed our exceptionally high tree-planting target, the global pandemic that’s devastated every corner of the world got in the way”
BBC are the propaganda arm of the British government and they’re fucking dreadful.
The way he was talking at first I was thinking they’d hardly gotten ANY planted but fucking? 90%??? of their goal???
90% would still be commendable in a *normal* year, much less a year like 2020!

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manywinged:

manywinged:
manywinged:
manywinged:
gotta teach myself how to use a sewing machine so i can make the tshirt of my dreams
ignore the absolutely ass quality of this i had to draw it on my phone but i basically just want a black tshirt with 1 red sleeve and 1 blue one and apparently that’s a market that no one has thought to corner so i have to do it myself
i mean yeah but what does that have to do with my taste in shirts lol
oh you meant like. the nintendo console. okay.

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daughter-of-sapph0:

corollarytower:
raevenlywrites:
Her store is here and the sticker is still available.
imagine making someone go hungry simply because you can’t deal with the slightest bit of criticism. jkr is a piece of shit!

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krump-macula:

tydy-the-megnet:
sketiana:
sokka was the only kid in that show with social skills and a brain and he effortlessly charmed literally every. single. person. he met especially royalty no matter the age or nation this is why the writers had to nerf him and make him a non bender cause if he coulda bend anything the show woulda been called sokka and his good pal the avatar and its main conflicts would all be resolved by the third episode tops

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dunkstein:

dunkstein:
Reblog to poop instantly

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galaxianbitch:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

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killuaqueen:

nenastrology:
light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

i wanna mention that one of the major clues that it was light was that light doesnt know how to look at porn correctly and it was obvious he was just looking at it for the cameras

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