Silver Tongue

Dec 31

Yes, customer. Tell me again about how whatever policy we have that is hindering you from doing something is illegal and how all of my store is going to jail.

rosexknight:

You don’t sound ignorant or stupid at all.

quietpinetrees: ““When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.” -QuietPineTrees ”

quietpinetrees:

“When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.”
-QuietPineTrees

(via adurot)

rapunzel-corona-lite:

quinzelade:

cincosechzehn:

thejambert:

The reveal of Azealia Banks murdering chickens for 3 years for ritualistic sacrifices is the only natural way to end 2016 

i thought this was a shitpost and then i googled and 

i swear to god dont make me fact check an assumed shitpost.

Its real

2016 seems like one giant shitpost

(Source: mrjambert, via deep-sea-prince)

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matthewsagan: “ hispanicbitch2: “I googled this just to see if it was real & it is. ” Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image: ”

matthewsagan:

hispanicbitch2:

I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.

Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:

image

(Source: iwontallowit, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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peppermintparvati:

loneozner:

what is like…. the Point

making carrie fisher proud

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tsunderrated:

girl121796:

quite honestly im walking into 2017 with a knife 

EXPERIMENT 1000 degree knife VS 2017

(Source: girl121796-blog, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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(Source: bbyy-chann, via dan-mcneely)