Silver Tongue

Jul 30

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ughchekov:
this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”
“i’m a lesbian, carl” is now the official companion to “harold, they’re lesbians”

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doghaunt:

try n sleuth thiS one out, boy detective.

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not-the-conversation-starter:

janothar:
just-shower-thoughts:
Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.
Conspiracy Theorist: “The moon landing was faked!”
Me: “Pfft, you believe in the moon?”

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toolittletoogay:

Ya know bisexual characters can be…bisexual….you don’t gotta write them in fanfic like they’ve been Straight™ all their life but this One Person is the exception….like I know it’s wild….but their partner doesn’t have to be the only person of the same sex they’ve ever Noticed™ ever

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