Silver Tongue

Dec 30

papatulus:
papatulus:
papatulus:
why
its a guy who isnt disabled walking around like his legs gone dead whining about pokemon go.
and because I watched it his shitty mug is gonna pop up in my recommended videos feed for weeks
this is the guy from that video of the guy in the green bodysuit saying “im gay” btw
did some googling found this choice quote from him
I also wanna point out that he’s not actually gay and on top of being very ableist he’s also homophobic

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I can’t believe it’s already 2017

sept-huit-stayalive:

solitarelee:
theartofallstars:
w-na-sou-gamhhhsw:
pa-ra-noi-a:
what-a-brave-little-ant-you-are:
niwse-me-ligo:
condomat:
pewdiepiesfanblog:
infinite-angels:
hinterland-x:
ppessimistin:
sightless-behavior:
floorcatcher:
sightless-behavior:
4lienmatt:
sightless-behavior:
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
only 2 more years.
Only 8 months
4 months to go
4 fuckimg days..
3 days
omg
I thought OP had made this post “when drunk” a few days ago not 3 years lmao wtf
ALMOST. THERE.

Well it could happen drunk or sober if they use the numpad to type. I assume since it was three years ago that it was 2014 and the 7 key is right above the 4 key on the numpad for most keyboards

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jeffreysmut:

Anyone who thinks the new Assassins Creed movie sucked, can KISS MY ASS. It was a fantastic movie! Especially for those who have been in the fandom since day one. I totally understand why there we’re a few things out of canon, but it made the movie have more logical sense than it would in a video game. Tl;dr- GO WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU’VE BEEN WITH UBISOFT SINCE DAY ONE, GO GO GO.
Originally posted by myaassinscreed

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dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:
ariaste:
wildhaunt:
everkings:
kid-communism:
combatbooty:
1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
3) mostly mined with slave labor
4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years
5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.
Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.
THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.
engagement rings: HACKED

Dark Jareds, show me forbidden gemstones

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sauntervaguelydownward:

showerthoughtsofficial:
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

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