Silver Tongue

Jan 02

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insert-chaotic-enby-name:

softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

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boychic:

“this foreign country is SO homophobic, here’s a list”

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dracogotgame:

orevet:

swordshapedleaves:

fromwolfsandgods:

vethyourhalflingmother:

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Chaotic good

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

Always reblog for malicious compliance

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pentabulge:

YouTube video titled: iPhone 6S Battery Replacement in 3 minutes (Easy Method). Video is paused on a phone battery being leveraged with a long tool. Text above it reads: Pry of shame
Comment from Andy's Videos: Thanks i usually replace my battery every time it dies cause i never got a charger. Good thing its quick
Comment from Where the Chicken: I need to change my iPhone 6s battery
Comment from Kevin Grøn: Is it possible to use super glue to hold the battery in place?
Comment from Will Gregory: I'm shitting it I really am
Comment from Nevaeh Kennedy: umm my phone just caught on fire...
Comment from Alex Chen: I think i just felt in love
Comment from Heh hEe: U are a waste of space
Comment from Cosmin Miculita: Congratulations, you have just made me short circuit the phone of a friend of mine... damn you and damn this video
Comment from Enam: this is very ugly

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can you people let the plinko horse live its fucking life

no horse is free of sin, least of all plinko horse

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weirdolesbo:

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year 3 give it up for year 3

missmamibee:

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beyoncescock:

generallemarc:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

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“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

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“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

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“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

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“No, not a chance.”

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PART 2

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“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

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“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

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“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

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“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

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“Got something!”

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“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

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“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

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Part 3

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“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

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“Sure!”

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“I still haven’t gotten my”

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“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

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“accomplishment badge.”

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“Cool!”

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“Let’s go!”

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Part 4

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“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

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“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

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“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

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“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

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“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

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“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

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Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

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Part 5 (from a different episode)

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“So, do I know romance or what?”

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“what.”

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“I said, do I know romance or-”

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“I heard you.”

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

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“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

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“That’s right.”

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“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

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“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

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“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

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“Or Ferb.”

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*clicks tongue*

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We didn’t deserve this show

LMAOOOO thank you for this thread!!!!

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