all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie
Wow that sounds ~totally messed up~! I’ve never seen an empty aesthetic film where a man just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women. Not once, in the history of cinema, has there been a movie like that starring a man.
Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.
And if he accepts yes I will stream that shit live don’t be silly.
And after I beat his ass once for Collins, I will duel him again on Murkowski’s behalf.
Square up, bitch.
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD CSPAN BOUT TO BE LIT
SO I CALLED HIS DC OFFICE AND SAID BASICALLY THE SAME THING I SENT VIA EMAIL.
After about 20 seconds of dead silence, the staffer let out kinda a little laugh and said “Well ma’m, I’ll be happy to pass on your…”
“I’m not joking.”
“Ma’m?”
“You think I’m joking. I am dead serious. You want my address? Or I’ll meet him at the airport. I am absolutely serious about this. Oh, and as the challenged party, I get to pick weapons. I choose fists.”
Another 20 seconds of somehow even deeper silence.
“I…I’ll pass your challenge on to the congressman.”
“No. He issued the challenge. I’m accepting. Unless he’s backing out like the spineless coward he is.”
More silence. “I…I’ll let Congressman Farenthold know, ma’m.”
“You do that.”
ANYWAY SO HOW DID YOU ALL SPEND YOUR LUNCH BREAK TODAY.
Also if anyone wants to contact Farenthold via email or phone and ask when he’s going to man up and meet me on the field of honorable combat I would owe you one, particularly if you’re in Texas.
Okay so I called. Intern didn’t even hesitate anymore. Just asked me my method of dual (I chose fencing) and after taking my contact info (which I flubbed the numbers on) told me he’d pass it on.
Excellent.
Did you ever knooow that you’re my heeeerooooo *serenades*
I hereby nominate Joy to hold up the boombox (or, since this is 2017, the Iphone) and play the fight music from the Pon Farr episode of Star Trek while I apply a rear naked choke to Farenthold.
You can count on me, boss.
I do not like to ill wish people, but I hope this man never again knows peace. I hope people offer to accept his challenge to duel everywhere he goes. I hope he can’t show his head outside without people approaching to slap him with gloves.
Normally I wait until Sunday to post this stuff, that way CN’s
backdoor is all up to date for the week and everything… but this
schedule is so… interesting, that I just HAD to post it early. If
there’s anything wrong about Saturday and Sunday I’ll fix it. Anyways:
Here’s the Cartoon Network schedule for Monday, July 31 to Sunday, August 6.
Yeah.
I did not expect this. Nor do I want this.
When I found out TTG had a marathon on the 31st, I was not real surprised. It’s a way to hype up the miniseries. I’m used to day long TTG marathons anyway, nothing surprised me anymore. Or so I thought.
Then I saw August 1st. Once again, I kinda expected a TTG marathon leading up to the Night Begins to Shine miniseries (looks rad) and OK K.O. (is rad) premieres. And of course, Island Adventures would be aired right before, as with any other special CN airs anymore.
Then August 2nd’s schedule came out. I started to get concerned. “Is the entire weekday schedule gonna be just TTG and K.O. for this week?”, I thought.
I was proven right, with the 3rd and 4th’s schedules. “Oh god, will the entire WEEK BE JUST TEEN TITANS GO AND OK K.O.?!”, I worried.
I was wrong. Sorta.
I mean, look, there’s Megamind. Back from a brief run on Discovery Family. There’s that. I guess.
But look at the rest of the weekend. Nothing but Teen Titans Go and OK K.O.. They even pulled new episodes of Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Justice League Action, and The Powerpuff Girls just so they could air an hour more of nothing but TTG, OK K.O., and Megamind. That’s your variety this week.
Now, I want to know, WHO AT CN THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? I’ve never seen any network’s schedule stoop this low. At least when other networks dominate their schedule with only one show for days on end (like FXX with Simpsons marathons or VH1 Classic with 47 days straight of Saturday Night Live) they ADVERTISE it. This is just a regular schedule to CN. That makes it 1000x worse.
Whatever.
Reruns of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Ben 10, and most likely Steven Universe return the week after this.
So do new episodes of Transformers, Justice League Action, and The Powerpuff Girls. We Bare Bears returns from hiatus, too.
Here’s what’s new new new new next week:
Teen Titans Go! The Night Begins to Shine - SPECIAL MINISERIES - Tues-Fri at 6:00p
OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes - SERIES PREMIERE - FOUR episodes Tuesday at 6:10p, two episodes a day Wed-Fri at 6:10p
a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic
say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be
Regardless of your opinions on Adam Ellis’s art, this is quite possibly one of the most patronizing, rude and childish things I’ve ever heard an adult say. Imagine being this far up your own ass.
IMMM gonnAA shit,,, is he ok?
THATS A LOT OF FUCKIN TALK FOR QUITE LITERALLY AS LOW EFFORT WIDE-NET-CASTING TREND-MILKING AS YOU CAN GET
lmao i kinda felt bad for him before but you know what! fuck anyone whose response to VALID CRITICISM is “im successful and you’re not, go back to being poor”
I’m really confused… can someone please explain this to me? with what little information I’m being presented with, it looks as though someone got mad at this man just simply for earning money while other people weren’t… can you blame a guy for that? I mean really, what if some homeless dude came to your house and got pissed at you for having money at all? you’d probably tell them to piss off and get a job. sure, life may be hard for some people but that’s not an excuse to get mad at the people who happened to achieve something.
I can understand that the response may have been rude, but it wasn’t unprovoked. Maybe it really wasn’t and I sound like some kind of a conservative asshole right now, but I honestly have NO information to go off of here…
The guy is worse than tim buckly. he gets money for his comics but his comics are such a scam like. look at this one from 2015
and now look at this one from this year
and when they’re overlayed
He’s even worse than tim buckly. I know the word gets thrown around a lot but he is legitimately a sellout. cutting as many corners as he can to make a quick buck. meanwhile, artists who spend time on their art and make sure its the best they can do are struggling to get by. The dude is basically a capitalist “artist”
