Silver Tongue

Jul 28

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just-shower-thoughts:

The most unrealistic part of Toy Story is when Sid wins twice in a row at the Claw machine

(via demilypyro)

moonpaw:

when youre scrollin through ur dash and then u see it

creepin up on you

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cryptidclown:

creechuur:

where is the rat?
bring him to me. 

as u wish… 

(via moonpaw)

abraca-fckyou:

lucas the first time we see him: what if the voidfish reproduces asexually and pops out a kid that makes us forget its existence?

me: I see you griffin devil

(via bloodsbane)

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you’ve heard of Dream Daddy Dating Sumulator. Now get ready for…

Malicious Mommy Murder reality

A word about The Emoji Movie

jwblogofrandomness:

Today Sony Animation’s The Emoji Movie opens in theaters. Now after seeing the trailers and the hideous Rotten Tomatoes score some people might be tempted to go see it “Just to see how bad it is”. Well to that I say, don’t.

The main reason being if you go to see it in theaters, even if it’s for that reason, you’ll be supporting the film, you’ll be giving the film money. When you give a film money that’s basically telling the film company that you’re willing to pay to see that movie, to a movie company that basically says “Yes, I want more of this please” and they’ll end up making a sequel and making more films similar to The Emoji Movie, which is obviously not what people want.

So unless you’re a film critic and it’s your job to see this film, or you actually legitimately think it looks good and want to see it (because I guess there’s at least one person out there like that (I won’t judge)), then don’t go see it.

To sum this up, I’ll leave you with the words of critic Jay Sherman.

if you really wanna see it, just don’t give it money 

Originally posted by katie-kuma

221cbakerstreet:

korrainasamisjacket:

I never really understood mean girls’ “too gay to function” until I was too gay to function

“too gay to function”™

- Sappho, ~500 BC, “I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.”

(via arcinox)

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