Silver Tongue

Dec 29

Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you

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target-service:

dryan777:
humunanunga:
target-service:
humunanunga:
Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?
Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?
OH SHIT.
Target is about to be the main antagonist y'all
@dryan777
Originally posted by 3ladyinred3

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sorimori:

hey nice spots narn

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Twitter Christmas Hipocrisy

tardisponycallout:

Didn’t she pull this “pity me” stunt before?
Yes, yes she did. Just goes to show, Maia hasn’t changed much in the span of three years, even as Crecious. What is also interesting is this macbook pro. If anyone can give more details on this, that would be great.

ghostofqueernessyettocome:

hanari502:
I met Carrie Fisher exactly once at a convention, and when I met her she immediately bought a poster from our booth with the words “Hey Assbutt” on them with the intention of sending it to Harrison Ford for his birthday.
I’d like to think of that as the epitome of how I’d like to have met her and honestly wouldn’t want it any other way.
Apparently Fisher regularly went to cons and would spend hours in Artists’ Alley buying bags worth of art, to the point where you could track her path around the con by watching artists freak out on Twitter over the fact that Princess Leia just bought their stuff.
Carrie Fisher was a goddamn treasure.

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falloutboygirlthing:

aguasdelchavo:
serpentedefe:
So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”
The only correct reaction
the whole set

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Pokemon art challenge day 29: Favourite Alolan Form

Alolan raichu is so adorable when it sleeps on its tail.

rachsolo:

Harrison Ford goes out into his backyard. He looks up at the stars and finds the brightest one. He shakes his head as he speaks. “You just had to tell them we slept together, didn’t you?” Carrie Fisher emerges in the sky like Mufasa and looks down on Harrison Ford before flipping him off.

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