Silver Tongue

Jan 01

dillyt:

striders:

striders:

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being ignored in my moment of absolute CRISIS

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me and the dispute specialist both sitting in silence after i tell him that the customer wants to dispute some “adult purchases” and the dispute specialist looks at the attachment and goes “aw gross” and we both realize that the other knows what the word “ahegao” means

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(via stemmmm)

dsmsix:

queerpyracy:

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like “well whatever i’m gonna be in life it’s not gonna be that”

parents

(via rosexknight)

bogleech:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

Please watch I Think You Should Leave on Netflix

This show has some of the funniest sketches I’ve ever seen in my life but also intentionally some of the saddest and most awkward. It would probably be unbearable to watch if fictional scenarios easily give you second-hand embarrassment or stress.

(via demilypyro)

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

There’s drama in the vintage community about people buying rare and expensive pieces on eBay and Etsy, and then taking them to their local Goodwill and filming it so that they can act like they found it in the wild for old people clout.

They make YouTube videos like, “RARE $10,000 1920s FLAPPER DRESS FOUND AT SALVATION ARMY IN PERFECT CONDITION???” and then somebody will comment, like, “YOU DIDN’T FIND THAT THERE! I SOLD THIS TO YOU LAST WEEK ON ETSY. YOU’RE A LIAR AND A FREAK ASS,” or however old people type, and everybody gets their ass until they delete their channel. Obsessed with it.

(via rockboci)

thedivisionbell1994:

tiktokstowatch:

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(via moonpaw)

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scarecrowomen:

plumslices:

Ima start saying shit like “im retiring for the evening”

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more please. and soon. & now

(via newbarrk)

picrossingguard:

spleenyz:

memewhore:

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(via taffybuns)

schakira:

cunt-inent:

scientifichubris:

Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table

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(via rockboci)

ayeforscotland:

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“Sorry we missed our exceptionally high tree-planting target, the global pandemic that’s devastated every corner of the world got in the way”

BBC are the propaganda arm of the British government and they’re fucking dreadful.

(via newbarrk)