Silver Tongue

Jul 26

zero0000:

dreadpiratemary:

septimusprime:

thesanityclause:

twelvemonkeyswere:

prongsmydeer:

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!”
“Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.”
“Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!”
“He can’t he needs them to see.”

i mean, it worked for harry when voldemort was hunting him. i vaguely remember ron claiming harry was his cousin, not harry when deatheaters showed up

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becausewritingandstuff:
“ boomerbuzzard:
“ boomerbuzzard:
“ notchicken:
“I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
”
Violets are...

becausewritingandstuff:

boomerbuzzard:

boomerbuzzard:

notchicken:

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

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@starseedjenny

Roses have thorns

A shark has a fin

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Roses are red
Trucks have a hitch

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roses are red

miles are long

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paranormalthread:

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ryan-the-mad-king-haywood:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

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Jul 25

bubblekind-specibus:
“Water Lily.
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bubblekind-specibus:

Water Lily.

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teddytrumpet:
“ that-catholic-fangirl:
“ sapphic-matriarchy:
“ kushandwizdom:
“ badgyal-k:
“ parentalconsentisadvised:
“ youngblackandvegan:
“ readmyshiet:
“Im just gonna place this right here .
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Note: hard times include things like busy schedules,...

teddytrumpet:

that-catholic-fangirl:

sapphic-matriarchy:

kushandwizdom:

badgyal-k:

parentalconsentisadvised:

youngblackandvegan:

readmyshiet:

Im just gonna place this right here .

Note: hard times include things like busy schedules, deaths in the family, miscommunications, growing pains, a partner losing a job, struggles with just growing as people and a couple, etc. Getting through hard times isn’t “this person keeps mistreating me but it’s just hard times so I’ll stay.”

What is not considered a hard time:
Verbal abuse
Physical abuse
Emotional abuse
Spiritual abuse
Cheating
Lying Buffoonery Tomfoolery

Good clarification

Let them know!

what love is: work 

what love is not: constant pain bc the other person doesnt give half an asscheek about you 

I feel like this post came at a good time to smack me in the face.

RELEVANT 

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feminismfuckyeah:

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

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