In Scotland, a group of students went
to a modern art gallery and left a
pineapple in an empty exhibit to see if
people would think it was art. When
they returned four days later, not only
was the pineapple still there, it had
been covered with a glass case. SourceSource 2Source 3
for a while i was confused as to why people were shipping Sasuke Uchiha with Mercy from Overwatch until I found out they actually final fantasy characters
imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
now realize that this is what bees have done to us
