fuck wwait. this post was gonna be how i think the grinch is actually a cat from andrew lloyd webers musical “cats”
and it was gonna end right there but then while i was looking up a grinch photo i found out that it took a minimum of three and a half hours to put on and remove the grinch makeup ( the first time they did it it took over eight) and jim carrey hated it so much the director brought in a CIA training specialist to teach him techniques on how to deal with the process so he wouldnt quit the film goodnight
Jim Carrey’s a fuckin’ wuss I bet this 13 year old probably didn’t need CIA training
when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia
ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET
Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia
Russian accent:Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket
