Silver Tongue

Jan 01

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ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

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Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Missed it by………..ONE POINT FOUR PERCENT (1.4%)

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Scotland once again getting hammered for…setting ambitious renewable targets.

Like the time we got hammered for missing our tree planting target - only achieving 90% of it in the first year of the pandemic.

But we still planted 10,800 hectares of trees.

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me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

No offense, but who the FUCK is wilbur soot

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that’s wilbur soot

he terrifies me

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I should probably hate that tumblr will just NOT let things go ever, but I… actually love it.

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writing-prompt-s:
“ katealot:
“ Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years
Humans:
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Happy new year everyone!
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writing-prompt-s:

katealot:

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

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Happy new year everyone!

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Top tier take

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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

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the sideways plinko horse can be hurt by the use of a sideways incinerator

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Once when the gaang visits the Fire Nation, they’re all just on the side of too tipsy when Zuko leans in with the most grave expression imaginable.

“Aang,” Zuko says, “This has been… haunting me…. Why did your friends need to suck on those frogs?”

And Aang just gasps, and does not explain the frogs, because he has suddenly remembered that Miyuki is still wanted by the Fire Nation and that just won’t do. So Aang demands that Zuko pardon Miyuki for her crimes, which then gets the rest of the gaang to dogpile on and also demand justice for Miyuki. 

Zuko is willing to hear him out. 

…Zuko is significantly less willing to hear him out when Aang mentions that Miyuki is a cat.

(Zuko finds it difficult to believe that a cat is legitimately wanted by the Fire Nation)

But because they are all the worst, he relents and they all drunkenly stumble down to go find the records of Miyuki’s crimes and write her up a pardon, much to the chagrin of the night-shift archivist.

Zuko, staring blankly at Miyuki’s rap sheet:

The gaang:

Zuko:

Zuko: I don’t …. I don’t think I can pardon this…

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Sokka: It can’t be that bad! Let me see-

Sokka:

Zuko: You see what I mean?

Toph: Is anyone going to tell me what it says or am I just going to have to wait in suspense?
 

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