Silver Tongue

Jul 25

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candygarnet:
joke that’s always good: things being thrown offscreen and making a glass shattering sound when they shouldn’t be
or they explode for no reason and the explosion can be seen slightly coming into the frame

or a the sound of a shit ton of stuff falling over and breaking for like 3 seconds followed by a cat yowling.

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kaible:

caecilius-est-pater:
sarahruhlofficial:
the oompa loompas are a greek chorus
First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~
1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

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cthullhu:

apparentlyandy:
namcobandai:
i referenced the caramelldansen to a youth and they didnt get it so i explained it to him AND showed him the video and he was like “what the fuck” I AM ONLY TWENTY THREE BUT IN INTERNET YEARS IM A FUCKING GEEZER
caramelldansen is a fuckin bangin tune these yung punks don’t know what they’re missing
Kids these days

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burnttoastsundae:

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

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hay dave check this out

paperseverywhere:

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lightrises:

[wrapping meta into a dank meme like the gremlin i am] Well Howdy

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cryptidbutch:

vampireapologist:
vampireapologist:
my friend has one of those really deep wells (like 4 ft deep!) outside of her bedroom window bc her room’s in the basement so any time it rains a bunch of frogs end up trapped down there and I climb down to get them out.
and after a while I noticed that some animal (probably a raccoon) takes its food down there to eat for whatever reason, so there are a bunch of skulls and bones. I have special permission to collect skulls for educational purposes and deliver them to certain people, so now I grab those too.
Well today I climbed down in, found three frogs, and five skulls. So I’m climbing out of this pit with a frog and a ziploc bag full of animal bones and suddenly the fattest pug and boston terrier I’ve ever seen both come over barking
and the neighbor comes over to see what’s going on. and I have these bones and these frogs and I’m like “uh, hey!”
just got my. bag of skulls.
and she says “oh! they told me about you, hahaha! are the frogs okay?”
I’m glad this is my legacy.
it’s worth noting I have to like, put my arms on either side of the well and use my upper body to lower myself into it and then I like duck down and disappear so it HAS to look weird from a distance, no matter HOW many skulls or frogs I come out with.
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

you should record yourself coming out of the well onto a crappy vhs tape. but it would bea bit short so you should pad the video out with other cool stuff like the skulls and frogs. maybe some other wildlife too like bugs and deer. maybe an empty chair and someone brushing their hair to make it a performance art piece.

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