my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.
i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,
Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog
u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all
the fact that the Eric Andre Show was purposefully made to mirror the decor and surreality of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks tells us that Eric and Hannibal are multi-dimensional beings of immense power, living in their own pocket dimension.
it makes even more sense because those who live in the Black Lodge, even if neutral or helpful, feed off of human suffering. Eric and Hannibal bring people onto their show for “interviews” and proceed to confuse and terrorize them, fueling Eric and Hannibal and making them more powerful.
“But if you think carrying around a flame-thrower is ridiculous, consider this: how ridiculous is it that men’s behavior has made wielding fire as a weapon a preferable alternative?”
Excellent question, Men’s Health. We appreciate you being the ones to ask it.
