Silver Tongue

Jul 23

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moonpaw17:

uhh hiveswap will be released in august cause its the 8th month

august 8th

thebibliosphere:

deliriumsetin:

msfehrwight:

wtfzurtopic:

wtfzurtopic:

I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.

I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.

The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.

Apparently this is the most important thing I’ll ever say.

*clears throat* Allow me to quote Jayne Ann Krentz:

“In the romance novels … the woman always wins. With courage, intelligence, and gentleness she brings the most dangerous creature on earth, the human male, to his knees. More than that, she forces him to acknowledge her power as a woman.” (“Introduction” from Dangerous Men and Adventurous Women: Romance Writers on the Appeal of Romance.)

The romance hero may start as a total alphahole, but by the end of the novel, as stated above, HE HAS TO CHANGE. He needs to become respectful and treat the heroine as an equal partner, otherwise it won’t work. This is why Elizabeth Bennet refuses Mr Darcy the first time but accepts him later. This is what so many people miss. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this post.

On the off chance you missed this
@thebibliosphere
Also definitely developing a respect for romance novels I didn’t have before

Not a chance in hell of me missing this, I love when @msfehrwight et al talk romance, it makes me fist punch the air every time I see it.

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zvaigzdelasas:

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our meat brains have absolutely no idea how to even begin to picture numbers as big as a billion (now think about how many people have multiple of these & how many people are struggling to put food on the table, if they even have a table)

Anyway, eat the rich

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Telling people to die cause they ship your notp

skip-supports-ships:

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Telling someone that their ship makes you uncomfortable  also respect their ship cause it’s fiction. You just want them to tag correctly so it’s easier to avoid

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puertohurraco:

golfgalaxy:

cum:

golfgalaxy:

people who eat pizza with your hands why do you hate yourself

bro how do you eat pizza

telepathically

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lmaonade:
“dark souls on my life i will prove to you that you are valid”

lmaonade:

dark souls on my life i will prove to you that you are valid

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memecucker:
“I do think the Puritans are the closest we’ve had to a real word version of fantasy novel cults that openly worship an evil deity that is openly evil and upfront about waning to tyrannies and enslave all beings
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memecucker:

I do think the Puritans are the closest we’ve had to a real word version of fantasy novel cults that openly worship an evil deity that is openly evil and upfront about waning to tyrannies and enslave all beings

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targuzzler:

powerburial:

targuzzler:

snail in a mech suit how bout that shit

a snail is already a slug in a mech suit

oh god

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