shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”
Anonymous asked: Oh my gosh, so this entire time Scraps has been wearing the body parts of Rudolph after eating him alive. And to cover it up Scraps turned the glow and antlers blue. Oh my gosh how devious. I love it.
Santa was confused at first, but by the time Dancer and Prancer where being grilled alive as reindeer burgers he was oddly content with the whole thing.
The jolly red man never knew the evil he let into that workshop.
I don’t know, getting rid of the fay doesn’t seem to evil to me. More chaotic good.
