Whatever Homestuck’s flaws, you’ve got to admit that taking the archetypal scheming idiot whose wildly inadvisable plans keep working out for them due to plot-armour levels of impossible luck and going “and also, the ability to do that is literally their super power, so you’re not allowed to call it a plot hole” was a masterstroke of pissing people off.
The fact that this could refer to any number of the following characters really sells it:
Vriska, the obvious one, who’s power is literally to steal people’s luck.
Gamzee, because of weird plot bullshit.
Caliborn/Lord English, who jury-rigged causality itself to cause this.
I do NOT want a boyfriend that is Jerma, he is so skinny, and he has like the least kissable face in the world, and we can’t both be streamers that’s a nightmare for financial security
