Silver Tongue

Jul 15

liquidstar:

*opens my wallet and a fly flies out*

*eats fly*
“ribbit. the transaction is complete, mortal. ribbit”

mgagles:

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Jul 14

Imagine living on the literal edge of the galaxy. half the time the night sky is full of so many more stars that we see here on earth. The other half of the time, the night sky is a literal void as you gaze into the vastness and emptiness of the universe

thatlamenoodle:

thealogie:

me every night when I sit in the dark stabbing my charger into my phone until I find the socket: don’t think of that post,don’t think of that post—

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rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

Guys i have a great idea

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A platapus bear?

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PERRY THE PLATAPUS BEAR?!

turing-tested:

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a cucumber someone left in the dollar store parking lot that I accidentally stepped on

you killed pickle rick

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wild-desert-highway:

feministism:

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they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.

Everyone going off in the notes about how this is taken out of context has really never read the gospels have they

Jesus flipped tables because He was pissed that people were capitalizing religion and using it as a tool of personal profit and oppression. Kind of like, I don’t know, the whole of conflated American Christianity/Nationalism?

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