Silver Tongue

Wait one more thing for 5 seconds link seems kinda disappointed Sheik is Zelda

st-hedge:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABDHDHDHDHDDJDJDJ

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fun zelda fact; in the OoT manga, sheik was ganondorfs right hand man and also magically transitioned into being a boy while also using magic to make himself forget he was ever zelda. only impa knew and kept it secret to keep zelda safe. shiek used his position as ganondorfs right hand to gather intel and help link

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st-hedge:

Huh??? Did I read the wrong manga? Or was there more to it. Sounds sick. I’ll look into it while slacking off work

played ganondorf like a fiddle

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cassraps:

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barbie trending thumbnails being just . various characters’ mugshots is hilarious actually

strawberry-smog:

Mabel on the tumblr account she made immediately after turning 13: one of the most important things to remember about boybands in that they’re very social! most members can’t make it solo. this is why you should always give them a sleeping area that fits all of them at once, so if one of them wakes up in the middle of the night he has the others to pose with and comfort him back to bed. if he still won’t go back to sleep you can try rocking him to simulate the gentle motion of a tour bus too!

Everyone else on tumblr: haha funny joke *10k notes*

crispywisp:

dankovskaya:

Can someone make a mod to put a slice of cheese inside every bear trap in re4make so when I get caught in one I can just blame it on Leon’s white man voracity

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good news, someone just made one LOL

friendly-peep:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

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Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

i can handle a girls load if that helps

girl beam banned by OSHA
wizard council shall deliberate

xeno-lalia:

spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

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but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

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BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

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you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

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BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

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look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

chilewithcarnage:

zindalaash:

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

rogha:

rogha:

rogha:

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have