occidentalavian:

Like, a standard Dungeons and Dragons purple worm is 5 feet in diameter and 80 feet It’s official size category is “gargantuan”. Pretty big, right?

But the Purple Worm in The Eleventh Hour was described by Griffin as “Easily 200 feet wide” 200 FEET. That is 40 times wider than a standard purple worm! If scaled proportionally, this Worm is 3,200 feet long! MORE THAN HALF A MILE!

GRIFFIN WHAT THE FUCK

the-witch-of-alberta:

barnvs:

barnvs:

if you want to buy moonstone jewelry like…please be aware that half the people on etsy and wherever selling “moonstone” jewelry are actually selling you opalite which is just….glass with added effects. moonstone and opalite are not the same thing lol….so many people are getting ripped off on etsy because of this and it kind of bothers me

this is real, natural “rainbow” moonstone: 

this is opalite, which is synthetic opalised glass:

I’ve been trying to warn people about this for years! It’s such a huge issue, just like heat-treated amethyst being sold as ‘citrine.’

rage-quitter:

doomfist: i lost my arm and now im a villain

genji: oh yeah??? oh really?? you lost your arm?? how sad for you of course your only option is to be a bad guy. so unfortunate. your arm i cant believe you lost it and

gif87a-com:

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

can someone add the jetsons flying car sounds to this?

scotchtapeofficial:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

moontouched-moogle:

sultoth:

skybreakerpony:

spacecadetstef:

adamtots:

‪that feeling when you miss donut day at work 😓‬

I hate this so much

>work

its finally happened. the first completely unfunny loss edit. congratulations.

I think they somehow managed to make his facial expressions less dynamic than the B^Uckley original, astounding

thats not the worst part of this

the worst part is that even BUCKLEY has a better understanding of visual storytelling. He knew that he didnt need to say a word cuz as shitty and poor as the composition was, he got the information across without telling you a single word other than “loss”

Here Adam has such a lack of faith in conveying his joke that he has to flat out tell you its donut day, instead of just letting us figure it out ourselves from the context clues.

Like that feels so patronizing, and the source of the parody is already patronizing 

jesus

pandavalkyrie:

freshstartsarenteasy:

full-lifeconsequences:

(x)

omg unmute this

You cannot predict how this video ends

lmaonade:

pintrest is so entitled??? like you really think i’m gonna make an account just to look at all the stolen content you guys have??? miss me 

fauxholmesart:

Siblings tho….

…….

>>>>

conquerorwurm:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

pugsarelub:

seaymph:

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

jestre:

janeandthehivequeen:

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

Also applies to the GameBoy handhelds.