some of these “you would not believe your eyes” memes are really off beat
It’s more likely than it seems // that most folks are bad at memes
ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses
why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.
This but unironically.
I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony
In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it.
The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”
Nah, they’re bards. they seduced the volcano
deer are smaller than you think
raccoons are bigger than you think
bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close
otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that
wolves are bigger than you think
wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one
chipmunks are smaller than you think
so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right
you were right about the size of moose, mostly
pigs are bigger than you think
coyotes are that size
so are foxes
woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type
this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell


