Silver Tongue

benepla:

10cloverfieldlane:

some of these “you would not believe your eyes” memes are really off beat

It’s more likely than it seems // that most folks are bad at memes

otterwise:
“#3 will shock you because #3 is force lightning
”

otterwise:

#3 will shock you because #3 is force lightning

fruitsgood:

vanguardwolves:

fruitsgood:

mikudad:

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

This but unironically.

I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony

animar-smol-of-elephants:
“ They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.
”

animar-smol-of-elephants:

They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious

Nah, they’re bards. they seduced the volcano

if you’ve never seen one before

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell