demilypyro:

Honestly soylent green feels like it might as well happen in current year

thepurpleglass:

followingponies:

prikle:

ssjgssjgoku:

everets:

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

A perfect time to bring this back:

brekkie:

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

thats called murder

soul-hammer:

afeelgoodblog:

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

politics brain poisoning is bad because i first read this and thought “i can’t believe they’d prevent the deer from going on strike”

entirelytookeen:

mariacallous:

dogdayafternoon1975:

MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

jackdaw-kraai:

wembleyfragglesarchive:

HELP IM ADDICTED TO MAKING THESE EDITS I CANT BELIEVE THIS MOMENT WAS IMMORTALIZED ON VIDEO

You look at them, you see the puppeteers do their thing and talk straight into the mic, and yet, you still can’t see anything but the puppets.

raverush:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.

notajerusalemcricket:

chefpyro:

biDOOF

isthejermavidcute:

jermaheart:

jermaheart:

audio description:

“alright, if I was an animal, what animal d’you think I would be. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.

A rooster. A rat. A… a rat. A rat, a rat. You’d be a rat. Jerma, you’re a rat. you’d be a rat… I think you’d be a rat.

(Gayly) I think I’d be a wolf. I think so too… I would be a wolf-lion-hybrid-mix. King of the junjle- junjle but still social, and with it and ferocious”

Rating: Cute

This jerma is engaged in play and shows no signs of stress, judging by his positive interaction with chat. This is a good way to keep your jerma entertained :)