jenroses:

properrussian:

thegayestpolyglot:

kingdeino:

useless-polandfacts:

useless-czechrepfacts:

wednesdaythunder:

geritashipper:

you-tit:

mikaisyuu:

natsui:

zhanaform:

somalang:

lingumaniac:

polyglottica:

perilegs:

tobdog:

sprachtraeume:

languageoclock:

af-hverju:

littlenerdygirlwithwings:

af-hverju:

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!!
l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler
moi: ah ça c'est bien

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!!
aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala
ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!!
Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting
Aku : oh, oke lah..

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?!
Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar.
Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?!
Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски.
Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

A modern Rosetta stone.

spongebobbrowncoat:

charlesoberonn:

writing-prompt-s:

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

Blaize stares at the ant hill, then back at the photograph in his hand, and then back at the ant hill. He squints. “Which one of you fuckers was Andy Davis!? You have three credit cards and a phone bill to pay off and I’m not leaving until I have the money or your tiny life!”

robustquestioner:

shithowdy:

where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing. i want to be able to button my pants over my tits. are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,

awesomecuza:

mikkynga:

awesomecuza:

mikkynga:

awesomecuza:

mikkynga:

awesomecuza:

heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

here is a hamster dancing for ya, thought he haven’t started dancing yet

no move is needed to feel his passion

his moves and passion has exceeded my expectations

 nd now is tired and needs to lay down

be flat, he hoped you enjoyed the show

thank u lil guy

therealraewest:

thexfiles:

teachers!!! stop fucking making gay marriage and lgbt rights a “fun” debate topic and pretending like there aren’t actual non-straight, non-cis kids in your class that are directly affected by this shit!! like while yall are having fun flexing your fuckin debate skills we are actually getting assaulted and murdered for this shit but whatever! have ur fun!

“Hey kids as a fun exercise let’s see how many of your peers hate you for existing.”

nonbinarynep:

not to self project but nepeta has social anxiety and she uses roleplay as a way to interact with other indirectly bc directly talking makes her super anxious

also she’s p quiet when talking in person but via texting she’s really talkative

addiesspace:

Strider bros

daily-davepeta:

demeteraaa:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

sorry guys if this is too questionable for you

This logic I keep seeing, that people are bad because they associate with other people who have been deemed bad, it’s so stupid. It’s the first argument I see whenever people need a reason to dislike someone who hasn’t actually done anything wrong.

Usually they don’t even cite any actual misdeeds by said associated person, they just expect that person to be accepted as bad right on the spot, simply because some rando accused them of something in the past, proof be damned.

It’s stupid, circular logic, and it’s gotta go. It’s tiresome.

like i get that this thinking is shitty and dangerous but it’s really fuckin funny

“callout post for ________ because fuckin uh…. they reblogged from uh… puublack”