Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job”
honey i don’t have to wonder
remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism
why do people seem to forget how close all the human kids are in homestuck?? these kids love each other so much like
Dirk edited an entire horse book to give to Jane as a gift bc he knew it would make her laugh? Dave wrote John an almost uncharacteristically heartfelt birthday letter? Jade and John have shirt colors opposite their text colors bc they exchanged shirts? there are so many of these sweet little things
reblog this with your favorite homestuck kids friend moment pls I need more homestuck friendship in my life
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