Silver Tongue
aryll:
“got that vintage dirk stroodle feeling going on today
”

aryll:

got that vintage dirk stroodle feeling going on today

mlpwishywashy:

autocockspullout:

copperpossem:

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

typhloticassent:

rainbowbarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

agingwunderkind:

rackletang:

solarbird:

lamsandjeffmadstrash:

i have my fucking cat i think we’re both pretty screwed

Shego and Kim Possible.

My fiance and his doggo. Might be screwed, but we’ll have fun for a while. At this point, I’ll take it…

It’s me and my husband, we’re probably considering it a vacation.

i have… a maple tree.

welp.

my lock screen is a giant ice cave

i think i’m stranded in my lock screen

SOLLUX CAPTOR

I AM SCREWED EITHER WAY

8D

ive got both striders with me. i doubt we’d be there long

catscater51:
“ wellheyproductions:
“ supraastra:
“ leiagaga:
“ShxvsnxznxbN bye
”
I ❤️ CoS lately
”
…the level of shade is beyond Primum Mobile
”
GG
”

catscater51:

wellheyproductions:

supraastra:

leiagaga:

ShxvsnxznxbN bye

I ❤️ CoS lately

…the level of shade is beyond Primum Mobile

GG

moonpaw17:

galactic-glubs:

moonpaw17:

if pee is the same color as the trolls blood color then a party game called “pee or blood” could be done where several tiny cups are filled with either piss or blood and u gotta drink one and hope u dont get a mouthful of piss

… does no one have a nose?

you seen the comic

terezi is the only one who could tell before tasting so they always pair her up with equius so his sweaty smell can overpower the piss

sziklaimassage:
“ www.sziklaimasszazs.hu & fb.com/sziklaimassage
”

safyresky:

rum:

The reason aang and katara are great friends is because they started with a good ice breaker

#the opening line to Sokka’s best man speech at their wedding (tags via)

evieofblood:

you: queerplatonic

me, a homestuck: moirail