silverlightpony:

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

violetserenmod:

gunrunnersarsenal:

eammod:

babylonian:

indiwyn:

memedad:

NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE 

where is his emmy

this is honestly some Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin type shit

Always sunny, the show about 5 sociopaths trying to live together and failing.

these fucking firealarms, i had one of these on my ceiling as well, and it did the same thing, and it WAS FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY, so one night while being sleep deprived AND THE FUCKING THING BEEPING ME out of my dreamosphere i must have roundhouse kicked it down from the ceiling.

the point is. when i woke up the next day, the thing was missing… and i have absolutly no fucking clue where the rest of the beeper is… like no idea… couldnt find it any where….

While I was living up at Ringwood, we had two of these int he upstairs hallway.

And one day one of them started beeping despite the landlord’s handy man coming and checking up on them just two weeks prior, so my room-mate was getting increasingly angry with it so he decided to get up there and take the battery out of it.

Then after getting off of the ladder he started going back into his room and the other one started beeping.

So he then done the same to the other one, happy with himself he decided to go back into his room once again … and then beep.

They started beeping again with out the battery.

Horror Stories. Beep.
Haunted & cursed post. beep!

B e e p !!

You need to forward this post to 3 other people or u will be haunted forever by a ghostly low-battery smoke detector. Beep! BEEP! b e e p !!!?

The beeping. It haunts me.

Guys? That chirping usually means the battery needs to be replaced.

Yeah but sometimes they still chirp after the battery IS replaced

sportatiddy:

robbierottenhateblog:

wyomingsmustache:

yaoiputin:

lesbiansportacus:

yaoiputin:

Robbie wrote a column in this newspaper that the mayor is reading!

like ok robbie made an article but… is anyone gonna fucken address the ‘slurpslapp’ in the corner

there’s a lot going on here ok

• “Few words from Robbie Rotten”

• “SlurpSlapp”

• “planing”

• “Sportacus gets speeding ticket”

No but like that “few words from Robbie Rotten” looks like it’s a column.

Robbie has his own column in the Lazytown news

how did sportacus get a speeding ticket like it is established that lazytown has no jail so probably no police force

this screenshot is producing so many questions and we have no answers

Well sportacus helps people all over the world. He may be a local hero in lazytown but he’s still a worldwide hero. He could have gone to some other town and gotten a speeding ticket there. word of it would make it back to lazytown.

joshua-wright:

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Almost forgot to do a Seasons Greetings comic - Merry Christmas y’all!

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

this is the only ship that matters

mint-and-love:

suck it @silver-tongues-blog <3

I’ll show you, I will hug everyone. I’ll get warden to teach me how to give bear hugs!

brinajay-27:

liferuining-soulsnatcher:

conservativepenguin:

badgyal-k:

bae–electronica:

muvatokyo:

tillerboomin:

I always wondered that…

…….omg … wait …. omg

Smart tumblr.. where ya at? We got questions.

The first hamsters were discovered in Syria, though they also live in Greece, Romania, Belgium and northern China. In the wild, they like to live in warm, dry areas, like steppes, sand dunes and the edges of deserts.

Thank you

I was extremely confused my his question. I was like…“in homes…???” but I get it now lol

leupagus:

haviary:

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.