Silver Tongue
soupery:
“i’m glad of all places for this to be we’re all stuck in the shitty canyon
”

soupery:

i’m glad of all places for this to be we’re all stuck in the shitty canyon

ayedah:

after one joke, my friends and i have created little cyclist academia: the bike au

chefpyro:

irritable-kiwis:

chefpyro:

irritable-kiwis:

chefpyro:

All these scoundrels just now joining the Coco club. I’ve been crushing on this mutated rodent since I was 7 years old, you posers. 

Coco is a rodent?? I?? Always thought the Bandicoots were foxes??? What

Okay well I was actually wrong on the rodent thing given that bandicoots are technically marsupials but fox isn’t even fuckin close, my dude

I didn’t even know that they meant Bandicoot as in the animal; I just thought it was like. Just their last name. I just assumed that their last name was Bandicoot, and they were foxes, and that was the end of it. All those years I spent thinking of them as foxes was a lie.

So in a franchise… that has characters with names like Koala Kong, Tiny Tiger and Dingodile… you assume the guy named Bandicoot… is a fox…

Wally wombat

chefpyro:

irritable-kiwis:

chefpyro:

irritable-kiwis:

chefpyro:

All these scoundrels just now joining the Coco club. I’ve been crushing on this mutated rodent since I was 7 years old, you posers. 

Coco is a rodent?? I?? Always thought the Bandicoots were foxes??? What

Okay well I was actually wrong on the rodent thing given that bandicoots are technically marsupials but fox isn’t even fuckin close, my dude

I didn’t even know that they meant Bandicoot as in the animal; I just thought it was like. Just their last name. I just assumed that their last name was Bandicoot, and they were foxes, and that was the end of it. All those years I spent thinking of them as foxes was a lie.

So in a franchise… that has characters with names like Koala Kong, Tiny Tiger and Dingodile… you assume the guy named Bandicoot… is a fox…

sasskatrina:
“ “How do you make something right when you’ve made it so wrong you can never go back”
Sept. 8 & I’m excited.
”

sasskatrina:

“How do you make something right when you’ve made it so wrong you can never go back”
Sept. 8 & I’m excited.

afloweroutofstone:
“There is zero ceiling to how big of a lie you can tell in politics now. Like before you had to find a way to tell a half-truth on technicality, but now you can just say whatever the fuck you want
”

afloweroutofstone:

There is zero ceiling to how big of a lie you can tell in politics now. Like before you had to find a way to tell a half-truth on technicality, but now you can just say whatever the fuck you want

nerinin:

MY GIRL

moonpaw17:

Poor Boy Does Not Know How To Flirt more at 11

primadonna-gavin:
“ spoonspoonfork:
“ alskylark:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ dizorthegnome:
“ superpsyguy:
“
In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
” ”
Hold it!
Wikipedia and...

primadonna-gavin:

spoonspoonfork:

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!


Hold it!


Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE