Silver Tongue

kyleetheconqueror:

brucebannur:

“not all men!” but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!!

And there it is

bisexualpiratequeen:

missvoltairine:

bisexualpiratequeen:

bisexualpiratequeen:

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

I am a slut
Wen on a dayte
With Boye who would
Manipulate
I’m not sway’d by
His saddened state-
I say okay
I fuck his mayte

The only good addition to this post

Sans undertale

pembrokewkorgi:

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I don’t think Sans is the mascot of Undertale… if anything it might be Toriel considering she was the first plush made for the game’s merch… which is kinda’ ironic since she’s technically not in the game that much.

Sans is a good character.  He’s fun in the game, he’s got a good design, and making him the big bad in the genocide run was great and clever.  Second best skeleton in the game.

i know, i just wanted to make the joke. for real tho, what about frisk or flowey? they’re the most mascot of all the characters

carnival-phantasm:

mayordog:

michael bay looks like if todd howard was slowly being consumed by dark magic 

Todd Howard has full control over his dark magic and rejuvenates himself by rereleasing Skyrim

Skyrim is his phylactery. hes a lich

acoolguy:

tatooinedovah:

me: why the fuck am i not walking?!

the chat: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwadswwwwww

didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it

glitchwitch-the-gynoidbitch:

Like, that’s one of the most insidious things cis people have done to us, create this idea that we suffer because we are trans and not because of how we are treated for being trans. 

I mean, it constituted a huge “discovery” in the psych world when research showed that rampant depression and increased risk of suicide in trans people was tied to how badly we are isolated and alienated, and that conclusion would likely never have been reached without transness first being slowly de-pathologized, and thus not treated as just being something that is conveniently co-morbid with debilitating mental illness. 

Cis people are deeply invested in any narrative that removes their involvement in our suffering and thus places the onus of change on us, demanding we subject ourselves to a psychiatric community that first attempts to obliterate our transness before it even considers helping facilitate it.

This misdirection of responsibility needs to be called out for what it is, an act of violence against trans people at the hands of cis people, and whether its through media, or medical discourse, or casual cissexism, it needs to fucking stop, and y’all cis folk need to hold yourselves accountable for how you perpetuate it.

theres only two genders

the-entire-furry-fandom:

vaporwavesimulator:

rhythm heaven and warioware

third hidden gender:

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