quartz-poker:
“apophenic-ocelles:
“ ladymdej:
“ These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!
”
Fun fact: These aren’t koi, they’re ordinary goldfish! A lot of people think that koi are just large outdoor goldfish, but they are actually...

quartz-poker:

apophenic-ocelles:

ladymdej:

These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!

Fun fact: These aren’t koi, they’re ordinary goldfish! A lot of people think that koi are just large outdoor goldfish, but they are actually separate species. However, like koi, goldfish can easily grow to tremendous sizes and live a long time, provided they’re given adequate space and nutrition.

I think they’re just waiting for someone to feed them. I always feel bad when I walk by a pond and all the goldfish or koi swim up looking for me to drop food for them to eat, and I have nothing to give them.

bennimyau:

bisexualscotty:

bisexualscotty:

my favorite quasi-meme phenomenon is ppl porting doom to devices that should not reasonably be expected to run doom

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Doom on an oscilloscope.

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Doom on an ATM.

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Doom on a calculator.

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An MP3 player.

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A smart watch.

And best of all,

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The Doom Piano.

Pokemon art challenge day 22: Favourite Sinnoh
This bean was my starter. She was sassy and won all the Pokémon contests. I love piplup.

Pokemon art challenge day 22: Favourite Sinnoh

This bean was my starter. She was sassy and won all the Pokémon contests. I love piplup.
adurot:
“I mean, he’s not Wrong…
”

adurot:

I mean, he’s not Wrong…

trashchimera:

chutiya-ay:

nevaehtyler:

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this is iconic

I’m crying holy shit GOALS

The marriage proposal at the end had me in tears I was laughing so hard

odysseyeurobeat:

officialleoneabbacchio:

kylo:

baba-yaga-not-only:

Mikkelsen admits he may not be prepared for the hype that comes with being in the “Star Wars” universe. For example, he has no idea Lucasfilm issued a promo poster featuring his character.

“My own? Like I’m on it?” he asks. When told he’s the only person on that poster, he laughs. “I love it. I don’t have it yet, but you can bet your sweet ass it will be in my room very soon. That’s fantastic.”

[mercurynews.com/2016/12/16/mads-mikkelsen-goes-from-star-wars-fan-to-star-wars-stalwart/]

this man stumbled onto the set of this movie by complete accident

you know between this and his comments about Death Stranding im beginning to think that you don’t even cast Mikkelsen, you just kinda have to lay out appropriate snacks and hope he topples onto set

Mikkelsen Atsume

chambergambit:

dalaisa-thirhi:

boyonetta:

egaylitarian:

thetransgenderoffender:

jennytheundying:

thetransgenderoffender:

the-undying-cherry-blossom:

therealjacksepticeye:

nevaehevol:

I’m sick of people treating YouTubers like bums. I decided to speak out.

I appreciate it :) we’re more than just the money we earn

Except none of that is actually work.

Realistically they have to produce an hours content a day

Now the bigger youtubers have more edited stuff. So an hours content could be 3 hours of footage recorded. Maybe more.

So 3 hours of recording
4 hours editing
That’s 7 hours
A day
7 days a week.

49 hours a week
2,548 hours a year
461 hours more than the average amount of hours worked in a year.

That’s before you account for fan correspondence and other social media stuff.

That’s how they make money.
It’s a job
Therefore it’s work.

Screaming into a camera and playing and is not work

By that logic.
Acting
Music
Anything to do with television
Stand up comedy

None of those things would be work because they’re doing something they enjoy.

They’re doing it to entertain others.

Ah yes, it’s not work, that means anyone should be able to do it with equal success.

Good luck, your time begins now.

Respect YouTubers 2k17

Wow holy shit

ENJOYING WHAT YOU DO DOES NOT NEGATE THE EFFORT PUT INTO YOUR CAREER

When I got my first internship at a tv production company my mother gave me a talk about how I’d have to work very very hard at it. I was like yes? Obviously? But then my mother said “I don’t think you’ve ever worked hard a day in your life.”

Insulted, I asked how all of the art/theatre/film stuff I’d been doing over the years didn’t count as hard work. My mother shrank back and said that she guessed that stuff counted.

When I talked to my therapist about this, she said that my parents associated “work” with suffering. That if the act brings you joy and not pain, than it must not be work, even if it’s difficult and takes significant amounts of time. I think a lot of people also have this sort of block, that work = suffering. It’s a sort of mentality that causes one to look down on certain careers, particularly those in the art and entertainment industries, even though they require just as much time and effort as anything else.

I know “destroy the idea” has become a bit of a cliche on tumblr, but seriously. Let’s distroy the idea that something isn’t work if it doesn’t bring you pain.

wlws:

My psychology teacher is very subtle

tiki-punch:
“im sure sombra uses her teleportation device to leave casual situations
”

tiki-punch:

im sure sombra uses her teleportation device to leave casual situations

tehsmarticus:

spavettios:

paper-mario-wiki:

setheverman:

extnihilism:

bellygangstaboo:

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THIS NEEDS TO BE VIRAL !!!

This makes me fucking sick dude. Like I’m disgusted.

Airlines should have a policy that if someone complains about a person simply speaking a different language, the complainant gets kicked out due to clearly being irrational and a danger to the person speaking a different language.

all of those people in the back who started saying “bye” had no idea what was even happening at first, but they saw someone different from them and immediately assumed it was a threat and started to gang up on them, which is a perfect example of mob mentality.

who wants to bet they started to clap after the guy filming was taken off the plane?

Actually these guys are YouTube pranksters. They are known for doing obnoxious things and calling them experiments, such as the video here.

For example, previous pranks they have done on a plane include “COUNTING DOWN IN ARABIC ON A PLANE EXPERIMENT” and “NEVER WEAR THIS ON A PLANE IN AMERICA”.

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Delta made a statement, they were shouting on the plane after talking with multiple witnesses. Fuck these guys