Silver Tongue

z-t00n:

Oh look, more Crash doodles

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

i wish real life had savestates

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

loadingscreendxdirectorscut:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

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to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

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moonpaw17:
“ july’s raffle winner wanted aranea so she makes an appearance
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moonpaw17:

july’s raffle winner wanted aranea so she makes an appearance 

commission info / patreon

warpedlamp:

5kidsentertainment:

have we established whether or not the ctrl alt del remove-two-panels rule also works for garfield or calvin & hobbes

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Sometimes

magiclairium:
“ railroadsoftware:
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“God damn I’ve been Owned…
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where’s jack going
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to undo the future that is aku
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magiclairium:

railroadsoftware:

breastforce:

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

queeranarchism:

60 year old historian Martin Bühler (who identified himself to the press, I do not identify activists without consent) appears to ‘photobomb’ a lot of media images of the G20 in Hamburg. In reality he is a long time observer documenting police brutality. In Hamburg he chose to cultivate the most non-activist ‘white bystander in a suit with a bike’ look he could manage and casually walked in front of police. As police slowed down or interrupted attacks and waited for the ‘bystander’ to get out of the way (being caught on camera trashing what look like bystanders is bad press after all), activists had time to regroup or retreat.

winterwombat:

queeranarchism:

fycanadianpolitics:

chippyskit:

fycanadianpolitics:

Under the new rules, homes that are not occupied for at least six months of the year are subject to a tax of one per cent of the property’s assessed value. The deadline to rent out empty dwellings was July 1.

Fazli said many of the people he has talked to are thinking of renting or selling their properties. He recently met with a woman who owns three empty properties in Vancouver — and says one of them is now listed for rent, another will be listed shortly and she is thinking of selling the third.

“This is a scenario of someone who is kind of in a panic now and needs to rent them out,” he said. […]

amazing

Why were they empty?

they’re meant to be investment properties, bought, left empty, and then sold a year or few later for huge profit as housing values continue to rise. it’s a massive part of the bc housing bubble, and why despite so much new construction it’s still so difficult to find rental housing

the fact that these landlords are panicking because they might have to actually use their housing properties as housing rather than finance capital is deeply funny

& good step towards creating more and cheaper housing for rent.

From everything I know about the situation in Vancouver, this is 100% necessary. I’m not an expert on this particular portion of the economy, but here’s what I’ve learned from following the issue over the last several years: 

Years back, housing costs in Vancouver started climbing so steadily that many landowners realized it was actually more profitable to treat properties as investments instead of actual living space, buying up buildings in expectation that they’d be worth even more later. The trick is, having people living in your investments is a problem, because dealing with leases and other contracts can get in the way of selling your property at the ideal time. Real estate speculation turned out to be so lucrative, though, that owners could earn more money keeping their buildings empty than actually renting to people. 

Having fewer buildings available for rent further drove up the cost of housing in Vancouver, which made housing speculation even more profitable, which pushed more owners into taking  their buildings off the rental market, etc etc. Classic vicious circle. The city experiences a major construction boom in building new housing, but the new buildings are still more valuable empty than full, so the housing shortage persists. 

A huge number of Vancouver landlords don’t even live in the city; many don’t even live in Canada. Vancouver housing effectively became an internationally-traded commodity, more valuable being traded from ledger to ledger than it had ever been serving its actual purpose. Of course, this made it nigh-impossible to actually live in Vancouver, especially as one of the tens of thousands of low-wage workers that make the city run. Last I checked, the average rent for a one bedroom apartment in Vancouver was close to $2000, while a 2-bedroom costs over $3000 a month. 

So Vancouver became a city with enormous cost of living and a huge number of people left homeless, all the while a vast amount of perfectly suitable living space remained empty. The new tax is intended to make sure it’s no longer nearly so profitable to fill your investment portfolio with empty housing. I mean, common sense says you shouldn’t need a law like that to encourage landlords to earn money by renting their property, but capitalism is so wild it can make it more profitable to deny housing to people than to sell it to them.

(I’ve also heard talk of a tax on properties owned by people who don’t live in the city, but I have no idea if those are going anywhere or are even a good idea. The basic premise is the same, though: disincentivise landlords from trading properties as investments instead of filling them with residents. The empty building tax seems like a better method for accomplishing this.)

uglyassprettyboy:

smatter:

thehobbitson:

smatter:

These were taken at the same moment

Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.

Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!

I’m in tears

the mirrored app actually check outs. you can tell on the parting of the hair.

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