mint-and-love:

morseapple:

blueguynow:

*Somewhere, a hipster deer is scoffing* 

Tonight’s SundayHaw, with another one from Cousin Chef! Whoa dang!

@mint-and-love

smack that gator good >:U

Watching rogue 1

proudblackconservative:
“These memes have reached a state of esotericism that will render them indecipherable to anyone in a few years.
”

proudblackconservative:

These memes have reached a state of esotericism that will render them indecipherable to anyone in a few years.

fictionsmyaddiction:

Person: “What’s that anime called with the blond guy whose always wearing a bartender uniform and doesn’t look dangerous but is actually super-humanly strong?”
Me: “Yeah, you’re going to have to be more specific.”

probablyfakeblonde:

I sometimes think about how much easier it would’ve been in The Last Mabelcorn if they just brought Pacifica along.

Like imagine C Beth turning away Mabel but Paz walks up to her, pulls out some sugar cubes from her pocket, and bribes the fuck out of a unicorn. Then she notices everyone staring at her wide-eyed as she casually pulls a bit of mane from C Beth’s neck and is all “Look, I’m always prepared for horse-related emergencies I own like twelve…”

death stranding difficulty prediction

timbothechamp:

phoneus:

Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life

Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit

Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision

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champasaurus:
“Went to see the first Pokemon movie in theaters last week. Personally, I prefer two mews to mewtwo!
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champasaurus:

Went to see the first Pokemon movie in theaters last week. Personally, I prefer two mews to mewtwo!

pyronoid-d:

captainkupo:

paper-mario-wiki:

you know how E rated games like pokemon and animal crossing have little text boxes you can fill in with names or phrases or answers to questions or letters or whatever? and you know how it detects if you put a bad word in the text box and it tells you to change it?

that means, somewhere in the code of the game, there’s a list of horrible, terrible, awful words that it checks to dictate whether or not what you’re saying is okay.

like, a small group of people got together at nintendo, one of the most family friendly companies in existence, and they brainstormed all of the worst possible words you could say. and that’s in the code of the game.

that’s hilarious to me.

to give you an idea, heres a list of censored names in dark souls 2

You cant be a Knight in Dark Souls 3, it comes up as K***ht

lgbtincomics:

Lena “Tracer” Oxton and her girlfriend Emily in Reflections