Silver Tongue

babybat98:

universalfanfic:
writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!
me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
“I never said she stole my money.”
VS.
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”

grubwizard:

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

Someone: *is late*

Me: Were we supposed to meet at this time? Is this really the place we were going to meet up? Is it actually Thursday today? Were we even meeting at Thursday? Do I actually know this person? Do they really exist? Do I exist?

pizza-eagle:

felixontheweb:
jacquesattack:
You don’t fuck with the tray master
HOLY SHIT
This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

lesbianrey:

memedad:
absolutetravist:
destinyrush:
bumbakvetch:
angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut-69:
nevaehtyler:
“Every Sunday I would have eight friends over and we would just watch Ru,“ the actor said. “I mean every single series of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I mean every series. This is my life outside of this play. I am a gay man right now just without the physical act - that’s all.”
Source (x)
Oh how convenient 🙄
I’m ????
“ Garfield did go on to admit, “as far as I know, I am not a gay man,” but appeared to be open to the possibility of a same-sex experience or relationship at some point in the future. “
uhhhh
…
thinking you’re suddenly gay because you watched drag race is the straightest thing ever

greatwhiteprivilege:

serbianslayer:
firefoxed:
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing

match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive
im here for this analysis

wlvampires:

where’s the mommy dating simulator game…..i wanna b a trophy wife to a CEO in a pencil skirt

absenteschaton:

anneboleynsarchive-blog:
Rick O'Connell: a summary
#rick o'connell is 50% screaming #25% ‘are u fucking kidding me rn’#and 25% soft gentle passionate adoration of his wife