Silver Tongue

a-nakins:

Oh, don’t you worry about my strength. I have plenty. I’m not the helpless little girl I was when they came.

atissi:

i was gonna do one for eridan and then i got tired

joshua-wright:

The guilty shall receive no mercy from Janet.

bevendre:

ask-raricow:
Mind giving moo a little privacy darlings?
It’s Cow Appreciation Day. I had to.

moonpaw17:

hypeswap:
reblog this with the worst possible answer to the question “who is the baddest villain in homestuck” you can think of
ms. paint
thirsts for dog mans dick

Clover. Would gladly betray everyone for a riddle. has no loyalty whatsoever and has did lewd things with karkat.

jayrockin:

Sam and Tucker untangle themselves from electrical cables while “Mutation” from Akira plays forebodingly in the background
Danny tried to duplicate himself but never pinched it off correctly and kept trying to compensate to the left, which just made it worse.

pembrokewkorgi:

askmeaniebelle:
ask-glittershell:
askmeaniebelle:
Please put that away! You’re making @ask-glittershell blush!
forever and ever and ever and
@ask-glittershell
This is insane. I love it! Thanks for the reply @tails-from-the-krypt

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:
meladoodle:
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police