gaymilesedgeworth:

azumariko:

maybe the protagonist of sun and moon smiles like that because they don’t understand a word of alolan

thoodleoo:

nathanielthecurious:

thoodleoo:

professor: i can see you’re hard at work on your papers today!

me, furiously translating the entire bee movie script into latin: what now

Omnibus legibus aviationis, via nulla volandi api sit. Alae eius tam parvae sunt ut pingue eius corpusculum extollere non possint. Apis tamen nihilominus volat, quod nulli momenti apibus est quid homines impossibile dicant.

Flavum, atrum. Flavum, atrum. Flavum, atrum. Flavum, atrum.

Heus, atrum et flavum! Paulum hoc variemus.

Barry! Ientaculum paratum’st!

Venio!

Breve mane.

Salve?

Barry?

Adam?

Potesne credere hoc fieri?

Minime. Te colligam.

Bene videris.

Scalis utere! Pater tuus eas pecunia bona emit.

Ignosce. Excitatus sum.

Ecce alumnus!

Ob te maxime superbi sumus, fili.

Litterae optimae, omnes B.

Superbissimi.

mustangsally78:

animate-mush:

transgirlsamwinchester:

mylordshesacactus:

charamei:

If writers took every bit of writing advice that was in the format ‘Don’t use X part of the English language’, all English fiction would read like Spot the dog

#Spot chases the ball#the ball chases Spot#the ball conquers nations#the ball still chases spot#see spot run#run spot run#the ball is coming

stop telling ppl to write like hemingway i promise u adverbs are not another face of the dark lord satan its ok

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing, because verbing weirds language

Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing, because no verbs

Then they for the descriptive, and I silent because verbless and nounless

Then they for me, and, but no

REBLOGGING BECAUSE THE LAST POST IS BRILLIANT.

purple-yoshi-draws:

Push-up Pank

Me finishing a project right before the deadline

butterscotchbird:

butterscotchbird:

ickle mod’s work inspiring me to finish up/lessen the grieving and painful self study that i’ve been doing for the past who knows how many years and start looking for ways to twist it into something positive and helpful

thank you @ask-ickle-mod for inspiring..even if you did it indirectly! <3

an improvement

im-purr-vment

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake:

undercover-josephina-biden:

deargooftroop:

lafix:

Wherein Teen Vogue runs circles around the NYT in journalistic integrity.

Teen Vogue and Cosmo aren’t pulling any punches on reporting on Barron’s Dad. Remember when Cosmo also tried to ask tough interview questions to Ivanka and she hung up on them?

Who says young women’s magazines are still useless and trite?

Fuck the NYT, I might subscribe to Teen Vogue instead.