me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*
my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-
me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff.
tesladyneindustries:
idea: a teleportation spell, but it takes 15 seconds to use and looks like a corny powerpoint transition when you cast it
c0ffeekitten:
I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was
cockismybusiness:
Now he’s gotta explain Malon about how he gave away her hand on a chicken game. This is actually inspired by an ask someone send to @kristadlee which made me laugh too much.
