Anyways s/o to the time i was in a non-sexual RP group on facebook and this one guy kept finding every excuse to bring up his character’s 20" penis
and everyone hated him so i started explaining the medical side effects of popping a boner with a dick that has more blood volume than a 4 year old child
it was a shitty dragon sona if u were wonderinf
Gjdjfjt i just fucking remembered, he got banned cuz he tried to do this weird storyarc where his character (correction: half-hellhound dragon, whose dragon parts only came out when he was Killing) died in battle but beat up angels??? or something??? anyways he was like “i can only come back to the realm of the living if you prove you love me, girlfriend-of-two-days” and the girlfriend went “nah” and he had just explained it was the Only Way for like 2 hours
He flipped such a huge shit (out of character! like, calling the actual person a metagaming piece of shit! that everyone broke the rules!) the mods ended up banning him
homestuck ruined me because it taught me to very quickly scan over things while only looking for big, uncommon words, because i couldnt be fucked to read all 90 paragraphs on each page.
and i cant stop doing that so now i only ever skim over anything longer than half a paragraph and my reading comprehension has fuckin plummeted
How do you read one of the longest written things in recorded history and have your reading comprehension worsen from it?
Some of the interactions with you and your friends I just can't even
I’m not sure how much time I can put into this comic, but I think I’ll be able to make at least a few. Anyways, after answering a few messages about the topic, I decided to go with a mini series about a gift exchange. Wonder what kinds of gifts everyone brought. Stay tuned!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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