Silver Tongue
forksalesperson:
“ libertarirynn:
“It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.
”
@bird-princess-official ”
tale as old as time

forksalesperson:

libertarirynn:

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

@bird-princess-official

tale as old as time

kittenpawprints:

employer: so tell me about yourself

me:

image

lorefriendlydeathgrips:

image

you buy the used one and you crack open a can and its just full of cum

a whole new way of cracking open a cold one with the boys

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for "fleeing from death", indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.
JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf
JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf
small face frisk is the only undertale meme i enjoy to this day it gives me fucking LIFE
Anonymous

pembrokewkorgi:

crashspyrostuff:

Don’t go idle as Coco near explosives.

@chefpyro

its nice that the explosion of her phone is actually an explosion and not just aesthetic

thepehbat:

Posted without context

doomfist eats pineapple pizza

dies-first:

image

In honor of Doomfist and king Jeff it is forever canon

laurenceorange:

I had this idea Lay(ton)ing about. So I thought I’d Hershel up and post it.