Silver Tongue
roaringstream:
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plutoniarch:
“ adz:
“ Autonomous Trap 001
“What you’re looking at is a salt circle, a traditional form of protection—from within or without—in magical practice. In this case it’s being used to arrest an autonomous vehicle—a self-driving car, which...

plutoniarch:

adz:

Autonomous Trap 001

“What you’re looking at is a salt circle, a traditional form of protection—from within or without—in magical practice. In this case it’s being used to arrest an autonomous vehicle—a self-driving car, which relies on machine vision and processing to guide it. By quickly deploying the expected form of road markings—in this case, a No Entry glyph—we can confuse the car’s vision system into believing it’s surrounded by no entry points, and entrap it.”

-James Bridle

using salt circle motor runes to trap driving AI is the most cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen

random-ferret:

I’m used to these knockoff Simpsons toys being pretty crappy, but this is something else. Just look at it!

Tell me that doesn’t look EXACTLY like Bart!

canero-aether:

lucithor:

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that

The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease

jitterbugjive:

i’m so mad like this fucker thinks going on walks and being skinny is the cure-all to all mental health issues what the everliving fuck

eliselongden:
“ kellan-ebooks:
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Everyone is laughing at the dogs face but I’m laughing at “remotely” ”

eliselongden:

kellan-ebooks:

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Everyone is laughing at the dogs face but I’m laughing at “remotely”.

aprillasaurus:

cant wait for 17776 to get popular enough that people cosplay it because i absolutely want to see like 80 cosplayers at a convention dressed as space probes

senorita-patita:

i can’t believe some lady ran headfirst into a fucking tornado for a football game

mrlevelingthinner:

draumbooty:

swedebeast:

draumbooty:

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare