the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

futa-prince-owns-za-warudo:

@the-man-who-sold-za-warudo same

SANS LINGUA FRANCA

BORN TO ASSIMILATE

WORLD IS A FUCK

PARASITE THEM ALL 1984

I AM ENGLISH KILLER

1,068,868 DEAD LANGUAGES

thefourteenthdarkone:

pixar: how can we spice up the new cars movie no one over the age of five seems very excited

the guy who proposed deadass murdering lightning mcqueen:

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mistrel-fox:
“lmaoo
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mashallahsis:

barelyfittingin:

americadivided:

blackcooliequeenreign:

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

My guy 💪

This is so cute I love it

Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
Professor: Right, exactly.
Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
Professor: Okay, thank you.
Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
Professor: We got it!
Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?

socialworkgradstudents:

socialworkgradstudents:

socialworkgradstudents:

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

dojyaan:

dojyaan:

this is ridiculous 

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it’s your goddamned fault

Holy fuck this is even worse than vageta