gearholder:

cloperella:

weaintaboutshit:

spookisenshi:

Summer is actually my favorite shes got just the right amount of Rick in her. 

“Keep Summer Safe.”

This actually sums up how I interact with most people who send me IM’s through tumblr 

Take note you assholes - A-

glumshoe:

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
“Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”

and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime

jayce:

quest item

The drill that will pierce the heavens

kiwi:

it’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

if the way is hazy

you gotta do the cooking by the book

DON’T BE FUCKING LAZY

interestingpotato:

buttcheekpalmkang:

gordacrybaby:

QUE SON ESOS

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

@cat-pun these kind of look like what sportacus would wear if he were to be in a western au

benpaddon:

cleowho:

“Me?”

The Ark in Space - season 12 - 1976

God fucking damnit Harry, you fucking piece of shit.

lynxgriffin:

Alphys: Gosh, this is really good animation.

Undyne: HAHA WOW, SO THEY KNOW HOW DEADLY HUMAN CHILDREN CAN BE!

Toriel: …Those hazmat suits seem a little excessive, though. 

Asgore: I thought there were supposed to be swords in these cartoons?

Sans: oh so that’s where jerry got his deodorant.

Papyrus: /sobbing openly at the ending

Flowey: Why the hell do only the women monsters have hair and clothes?!  

Frisk: …

deyogee:

doctor-niney replied to your post “I accidentally got black paint on my wall and it’s JUST big enough and…”

Put stickers over it

PRAISE THE SUN