Ganymede, but with a gun
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moggettt:

Posting readmores like

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scotchtapeofficial:
“if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this...

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

aidosaur:

sorry gabe (overwatch fanart, photoshop)

got okayed to draw with my dominant hand again just in time to get super stressed out and binge a whole lotta overwatch fanart

listen, this is like 80% gabe’s fault for crashing in ana’s living room

transkidhurley:

destinyrush:

Why can’t we just let people wear whatever they want? Especially if they look bomb asf in those clothes, so who cares if they’re guys? 💁🏽 Homophobia is a bad disease 

Im the man tbfh

deansthomass:

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

mohinimeansillusion:
“ yurchenko-full:
“ I am SCREAMING
” ”

jackthevulture:

me: I hate my art and want it to be better

also me: time and practice. you know this.

me: *high pitched whining sounds*

borderline–peridot:

me, dramatically sprawled out on the floor, eyeliner dripping: no one loves me… I deserve death

me, approximately 5 seconds later, on a skateboard with a caprisun and sunglasses: lmao that was wild anyway anyone wanna give me attention?

idratherlivefreetofail:

EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!
D: 

It’s a hammer. ;D 

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