when youre shadow the judgehog, and ur ready to court it up
i need your trickster sollux in my life ri

clock-heart:

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the treat is beingets

king-wewuz:
“ cheshireinthemiddle:
“ I don’t like this
”
i feel real uncomfortable
”

king-wewuz:

cheshireinthemiddle:

I don’t like this

i feel real uncomfortable

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

Being popular on tumblr dot com

steven-universe-official:

Cons:

  • Even the most innocuous posts may spark Discourse™
  • People dislike you on principle alone
  • “hey um this post you made three years ago upset me apologise now”
  • Saying something remotely controversial ensures a week of anon hate

Pros:

  • ????
Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I’ve ever heard:

merlins-total-turnip-head:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

baconnnnnnn:
“ I can’t wait
”

baconnnnnnn:

I can’t wait

gabbyzvolt25:

liberalsarecool:

ourprairiedog:

I just keep getting sadder.

Republicans love the uneducated.

Ugh.

egobangers:

thank god for Arin Hanson