pyxu:

clock-heart:

the treat is beingets

king-wewuz:

cheshireinthemiddle:

I don’t like this

i feel real uncomfortable

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

steven-universe-official:

Cons:

• Even the most innocuous posts may spark Discourse™
• People dislike you on principle alone
• “hey um this post you made three years ago upset me apologise now”
• Saying something remotely controversial ensures a week of anon hate

Pros:

• ????
  

merlins-total-turnip-head:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

baconnnnnnn:

I can’t wait

gabbyzvolt25:

liberalsarecool:

ourprairiedog:

I just keep getting sadder.

Republicans love the uneducated.

Ugh.

egobangers:

thank god for Arin Hanson