pistachiosoda:

huh.

#unreality i guess?

brockianultracricket:

rayyyder:

petties-anonymous:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

jimmy-tiberius:

ihadsuchhighhopes:

professionally-dead:

This makes me so happy

And if you can’t find a dad

a lesbian will work just as well

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

daily-karkat:

bioandroid:

brainstatic:

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

This is incredible

obama scandles: OBAMA SALUTES WITH COFFEE
Trump scandles: President and his staff were in cahoots with russia to rig the election.

daily-davepeta:

technitaur:

did-you-kno:

R.L. Stine never included divorce, drug use, or child abuse in his Goosebumps books because he wanted to make sure that kids understood they were reading a fantasy that could never happen in real life. Source

you know what, now that i think of it

by god, it worked.

they were great scary stories that could give me chills and maybe freak me out just a little bit but not enough to actually keep me up at night or anything, because there was always just enough immersion to give the creeps but not so much immersion that it legitimately messed with my head

i never realized just how well thought out they really were!

luckylittlebunny:

Happy Buddy