vampireapologist:

i know i’ve made a post exactly like this before but that trope of a vampire or faerie or anything “other” watching a human from afar and “choosing” them is STILL so wild and uncomfortable to me bc if you watch someone from afar like that you’re gonna form such a romantic image of them in your head that’s actually barely what they’re like 90% of the time but now what the hell are you gonna do you just turned them into a vampire/brought them over to the faerie realm for eternity you’re STUCK with them and THEY’RE stuck with your impulsive naive romantic ass like

if a vampire watched me from afar they’re gonna catch me smelling wild flowers, talking to crows, and walking barefoot through creeks but they never see me inside and now they’re stuck, listening to me complain about the Naruto epilogue again. Again. They’re so tired. “Molly Anne,” they say. “Molly Anne please. It’s been two-hundred years.” I keep going. The betrayal still feels fresh.

richwhore:

rylances:

lesbiyonist:

how long is that video oh my god

this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

Put this in the MOMA

shittyidea:

Move to America in search of safety

tami-taylors-hair:

“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection. 

memeufacturing:

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser
me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

yatzuaka:

source

salroka:

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

dynastylnoire:

willow-s-linda:

not hatched yet

OMMMMMG