Silver Tongue
young-blackgod:
“ slightlybotheredbrownboy:
“ For all you “All Lives Matter” folks out there with your disingenuous asses…😒
”
Boom goes the 💣!!
”

young-blackgod:

slightlybotheredbrownboy:

For all you “All Lives Matter” folks out there with your disingenuous asses…😒

Boom goes the 💣!!

born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck:
“ thevolutionofnerdy:
“ya’ll know that in this scene Peter is sad because he didn’t get to go to the carnival, right? He doesn’t give two shits about the memorial. That’s the dark joke.
”
And here I was being incredibly...

born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck:

thevolutionofnerdy:

ya’ll know that in this scene Peter is sad because he didn’t get to go to the carnival, right? He doesn’t give two shits about the memorial. That’s the dark joke. 

And here I was being incredibly moved by peters love for his country. I’m such a fool.

there was one episode where he was super patriotic until he found out he was born in mexico due to a failed abortion where they hit his mother with bats like a pinata and had to pull favours to get us citizenship rather than just do a DNA test with his mother who IS a us citizen which would make him a citizen by blood.

adurot:
“ whatshouldwedraw:
“ From What Should We Draw - Episode 54: “Garfgate (w/ Willie Muse)”
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And Rate and Review us on Itunes!
” ”

xenodile:

wyrmmaster:

What if Tracer like, chilled the fuck out for a second and just shot Doomfist in the head instead of zipping around like a maniac missing literally every shot

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dreamerskeepwriting:

highly-functioningfangirl:

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh:

Abandoned Tumblr

I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK.

WOAH

I feel like this is the appropriate time to reblog this again, 

tangounapregunta:

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.

its gonna eternally fuck me up that juice's text is yellow when dave's is red and theyre pretty much the same character lmao
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taffybuns:

ahsflkashk yeah juice is just kinda dave with lunchables

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mushishitposter:

i’ve had really intense conversations w/other millennials about how Spongebob Squarepants was literally one of the smartest shows on television bc it used its absurdist narrative to explain adult concepts to children while also pointing out how Dumb and Pointless adult society is so how you should just have fun with your friends and do what you like

when I was growing up every single fucking adult I spoke to HATED spongebob squarepants. there were entire articles written about how spongebob squarepants killed brain cells and this fuFkcng yellow sponge was teaching kids to be Gay and looking back at the Spongebob Scare is still the funniest shit ever because they were literally SO mad that every single kid loved this fucking happy yellow sponge and his sea critter friends, they never even noticed the dirty jokes or commentary on capitalism they were just mad because they thought Spongebob Squarepants was turning us Gay and also killing us slowly

it was Wild

boboeun:
“ MerMeis that were for mermay but are late….
Sorry! Sorry, I’m sorry. Sorry
”

boboeun:

MerMeis that were for mermay but are late….

Sorry! Sorry, I’m sorry. Sorry

concept: shakespeare dnd

motherfuckingshakespeare:

aleran:

player: “I don’t like this”

DM: “ok, roll to monologue”

the only class is bard