Okay, I’ve been laughing along at the whole “Queen’s fine, nothing to see here” situation with everyone else, but the latest development has me furious.
Apparently, Prince William is going to do the Xmas Day address. As a subject of the Crown I am livid.
They have an opportunity to pull the greatest Weekend at Bernie’s of all time and they’re just… WASTING it?
They could prop her in front of a mic big enough to hide her mouth like the drugged fuhrer on the Star Trek nazi planet, and have Carol burnett do her voice
You get me.
that would make a better series than that family guy clone about the royal family
Y'all. “Hell is empty and the devil’s are here” is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It’s from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.
remember when that furry post went around with “you have nothing to lose but your chains” and people were saying “this is such a raw ass line and it’s from a furry post” but it’s literally karl marx
reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think
new game: “classic or shitpost?” in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature
“homer was a real person” “homer wasnt a real person” “homer was real and he was a woman” enough of this debate. homer IS real and if youre currently reading the iliad or odyssey youre homer now
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