Silver Tongue

volcainist:

This is 100% me

skaiabot:

perfectly generic

kisbys:

blub…..blub

venusian–eye:

venusian–eye:
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
ill fight an anthropologist ill fight a psychoanalyst i dont give a shit

charliehunaam:

Me talking about how much I love myself:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:02
Me talking about how much I love my friends:
▶ 🔘──────── 12:03:45

boohbahstuck:

jtravisrolko:
To all the women of the world,
If you’ve rejected me, I hate you. If we’re just friends, our friendship is over. If we don’t know each other, I will never offer you mere friendship. The friendship I’ve offered to your sex has been abused too much and for too long. I now spit at the concept. So I offer you two options and two options only: take this dick, or fuck off and die. Spread your legs, or go fall on a knife. Wet my prick, or eat a fucking bullet. In other words, if you don’t want to fuck me, then stay out of my life forever. If you don’t want to fuck me, I honestly couldn’t care less if you died. Those are the only options you get. Those are the only options you deserve.
hAHAHhahHAAHAHAHA OMFG

when you’re friends with furries and like some art and they start thinking they’re making progress

thefeelofavideogame:

folieascrewyou:

lucastriedpklove:
it takes some deep level of meme knowledge to understand both of these references

toastyhat:

LUP vs. THE HUNGER