bellaxiao:

“Read the heartwarming story of an American mother who delayed an overpriced surgery to afford Xmas presents!”

trixbutt:

ppgaming:

puffeyes:

trixbutt:

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen
- Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

ﾟ+｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

I think we all know how this story goes…

Oh my freakin god I spit out my drink I’m laughing so hard!

violetteviolence:

marypsue:

ceruleanpen:

last night i had a dream that ford had said in dungeons dungeons and more dungeons that he went to a dimension where he had to knife fight his 74 mental illnesses and dipper just kind of laughed uncomfortably and honestly im having a hard time believing this isn’t canon

#not to worry my boy i beat them. most of them.

Self care is going into another dimension and knife fighting your 74 mental illnesses

chefpyro:

thisgamerguyrighthere:

Who wore it better

#scout looks like a budget mall elf #tracer looks like she work at the north pole #so clearly scout is the winner here (x)

nopenopenopenopenowaydude:

sn0wbro:

guiltyhipster:

chefpyro:

what the fuck is a kanye

That’s where Dorothy and Toto are from 

no, you’re thinking of Kansas 

kanye is a country in east africa 

nah uh my friend, youre thinkin of Kenya

kanye is a troll in the webcomic called homestuck

no, that’s kanaya.
Kanye is a deep gorge like the grand one in arizona

sigardaaah:

that-hawk-guy:

“Anakin and Obi-Wan vs Dooku, but every time their blades clash, Palpatine says Do It” 

@obi-one-drop

That part at the end caught me off guard

why-animals-do-the-thing:

geekremix:

helliskylux:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

@ficlet-machine

that bird is smarter than me

This is probably one of the coolest examples of ‘crows understand physics and can utilize novel types of tools’. 

christinaisdrawing:

I finally got an Incineroar in Pokemon Sun. Surprised me at LV 34!!

Was also inspired by recently playing with my own cat and a laser pointer. Good times.

loverofmythology:

noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

chaise lounge chairs are a thing, you guys. that’s what i always thought they’d use

sweetsweetsweetie:

I love my Mama

Sequel to this?? Yes, he’s adopted.

Giant wrestler cat loaf.